Episodes

All Episodes, Season 2

2.05 Reptile Boy

   "Yes, and you were very nearly devoured by a giant demon snake. The words 'let that be a lesson' are a tad redundant at this juncture." Giles Welcome to Reptile Boy. Welcome to the flaccid (frat boy) cock of patriarchy. A cock that needs supporting, and one that (of course) always gets support (boo).… Continue reading 2.05 Reptile Boy

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All Episodes, Season 2

2.04 Inca Mummy Girl

  "One day I'm gonna live in a town where evil curses are just generally ruled out without even saying it." Buffy So, finally, we're over the rainbow and in the land of Oz. Beautiful Oz. Tiny Oz. But there's more. There's drunken-robo-Joyce and the blood she has on her hands. There's your hosts getting… Continue reading 2.04 Inca Mummy Girl

All Episodes, Season 2

2.01 When She Was Bad

Rested. Refreshed. Rusty. And it's Season 2! When Buffy was bad. Or, sort of, a little bit naughty. Or, y'know, just a normal teenager, who'd suffered trauma. You'll hear the cartoon non-scariness of the skeleton form discussed. You'll hear Jess describe human beings as "skeleton robots covered in skin." And you'll hear Jess threaten to hang John upside-down. In the interests of science. Allegedly.

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1.09 The Puppet Show

  Giles, unto every generation is born one who must run the annual talentless show. You cannot escape your destiny. Buffy Welcome back! It's episode 9 of the show that's all about dignity, and human feelings, and...personal hygiene or something. We've got Snyder (Yay!). We've got Xander not being an arsehole (Yay!). We've got the… Continue reading 1.09 The Puppet Show

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1.08 I Robot, You Jane

If you're not jacked in...you're not alive! So...jack in immediately! Jack in to the matrix. Jack in to your TV. Jack in to potatoes. And clouds. And bunnies. And the kitchen table. Jack in to everything (this instant) if you want to be alive! More importantly, jack in to this - the latest episode of Hush. Where Jess and John take you on a not-so-educational tour of late 90s cyberculture, while sharply criticising the Scooby Gang's frivolous attitude to tragic student death.

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1.06 The Pack

Willow: "Why couldn't Xander be possessed by a puppy? Or some ducks?" It's episode 6! The Pack! Where John doesn't know his Gifts from his Crafts. Where Xander is, again, chastised most severely. Where the Malleus Maleficarum is compared to the Daily Mail. And where Noah (the bible fella) is called a fictional prick. This guy is pure… Continue reading 1.06 The Pack

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1.05 Never Kill a Boy on the First Date

Hope, wrote Emily Dickinson, is the thing with feathers. Owen (she didn't write) is the pretentious thing with a gormless face you so want to slap. Anyway, it's Episode 5 - "Never Kill a Boy on the First Date". Where we chatter about: inner sanctums (ooer), sackfuls of imitation gold watches, Colin-a-likes and the ongoing tosspottery of Xander. All the while wondering - where the blinking flip is Joyce?!